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11:00am: Wake up. Look at the clock. Go back to sleep.
12:00pm: Realize I have to be at school in one hour.
Unemployed observation #1: It is not impossible to oversleep for a 1pm class.
12:15pm: Get up. Make coffee. Check email and Facebook to have some sort of contact with the outside world.
Unemployed observation #2: You become accustomed to keeping track of the days by people’s “Monday complaints” on Facebook.
Confession: Every time I read another “Monday complaint,” I smile a little inside.
12:30pm: Cook an egg an jalapeno omelet. Since my lay-off, I have since discovered that jalapenos are the secret cure for weight loss.
1:00pm: Arrive at class.
Unemployed observation #3: Two hours of school is still better than rotting in a cubicle.
Unemployed observation #4: Almost anything, with the exception of snakes, spiders and Jersey Shore reruns, is better than rotting in a cubicle.
